Please God, Say It Ain’t So

Producers are giving Park Slope the star treatment with a pilot by the same executives who brought “Sex and the City,” starring Sarah Jessica Parker, and “Melrose Place” to TV.

No. Please No.

The show remains untitled and has not yet been cast, but will have the usual staples of a Darren Star project: laughs, drama, heartbreak – and, of course, sex, sources say.

Sex in the City had Laughs? Drama? Heartbreak? Sex in the City?

Please, make it stop.