Born in the USA

January 18, 2008 | Filed Under A Brooklyn Lad 

Well almost.

Today I became one of these:

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And I actually said this:

…I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen…

Sorry M&P. If there’s a war, I’ll be gunnin’ for ya.

Comments

5 Responses to “Born in the USA”

  1. Pa on January 18th, 2008 4:40 pm

    If we’re ever at war with you lot, we’ll be safe enough. You only bomb your allies, don’t you?

  2. Simon on January 18th, 2008 5:28 pm

    You’ve lost me Pa. Is this Daily Mail speak?

  3. Ma on January 18th, 2008 6:38 pm

    Great news……………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Clarissa on January 19th, 2008 2:12 pm

    Congrats my fellow citizen!

    Now, I need to get my own alien-manc to start his application :-)

  5. Englishman in New York » Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow on January 21st, 2008 8:28 pm

    [...] The only comfort I can take is the fact that the electoral compass places Edwards somewhere between Clinton and Obama, which I suppose is the general position I’d take if I was a passport-carrying citizen of the USA, like a certain British turncoat. [...]