Billy Bug

These were taken on Sunday in the Botanic garden and tonight at our house and the Seventh Avenue parade.

Halloween

He was a little scared of the noise and the crazies.

Halloween

Some friends

Halloween

Halloween

Our pumpkin effort this year

Halloween

Giving candy to the local ‘kids’

Halloween

Waiting for more kids to come

Halloween

And after 3 starburts and a peanut butter chocolate Reese’s thing, this is what happened.

Halloween

Halloween

He took quite a bit of calming down before he was ready for bed.

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Anyone remember Billy Bat?

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Merry Halloween

Merry Halloween

I may as well use the word merry now; I think Halloween might be bigger than Christmas over here. People are crazy over here. Expect a few dozen more Halloween pics tomorrow. We have numerous Halloween events lined up. These will top off the 3 Halloween events we have already attended. Sorry Santa, you just ain’t ghoulish enough.

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Bad Apples

It’s a about a month since our local supermarket, Key Food, installed 4 self-service checkouts. Since then I haven’t been tempted to use a human being once.

It’s remarkable really that we even go to Key Food. If Fresh Direct, our online alternative, weren’t so damned expensive and wasteful with their packaging, I would have abandoned physical grocery shopping years ago.

But why? I was thinking about this yesterday and I came to the conclusion that it was a small minority of bad apples in society that cause my constant retreat from the public space. The same bad apples that Bloomberg blames for the tarnishing the city’s reputation perhaps.

Why do people have cars in New York? So they can escape at the weekend (a good reason), but also it’s to reduce the chances of being sat next to a dribbling pervert or a knife-wielding psychopath on the subway. Over-cautious to be sure, but I can understand it. When I am being loudly prayed at or elbowed in the ribs, I wonder why I didn’t try a little harder at school, so I too could afford to drive around the place.

The first time I ever wanted a cell phone was in direct response to a bad apple. A bad apple of the English variety that is. I had finished work on a freezing cold evening and there were no buses. A young woman, about 22-years-old, and more than a little rough around the edges, made me stand out in the snow in sub-zero temperatures for an hour and half whilst she chatted idly to her boyfriend. I needed to make a 60-second call for a ride home, I asked her dozens of times, but she couldn’t care less. She looked so savagely rough; I didn’t dare press it in case she scratched my eyes out. It made me hate everyone and everything, and when you feel like that you look for ways to retreat from the world. A cell phone would take me away from the world of public pay phones forever and as soon as I could afford one I got one.

Excepting groceries and the odd piece of second-hand furniture, I buy everything online. I can’t think of anything I’d want to do less on a weekend than waste my free time in shops. Places where I am (potentially) ignored, abused or harassed by sales staff. I even get annoyed at B and H photo, where they have the best service I’ve ever seen. It is either too busy for me, or the sales person doesn’t quite get what I am asking and I become impatient wishing I was at home and could google my question instead.

So this brings me back to why I don’t use the checkout staff at Key Food anymore. 9 times out of 10, they are perfectly nice, do their job, and sometimes even smile. But there is always that chance I’ll get someone in a bad mood, or with a bad attitude. Someone who’ll treat me like I am an idiot, or be incredibly rude to me. There is always a chance I’ll walk away from the checkout blinded with rage praying for a pestilence that will wipe out all of humanity. Why take that chance when I can serve myself? I may be contributing to the end of society, but I literally cannot help myself.

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